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10 Sayings that will make you laugh

Grab a coffee and take a seat folks, it's time for some funny sayings (straight out of our tea towel and apron range).

For the kitchen:

1. My cooking is fabulous. I'm expecting applause but stunned silence will do.

2. A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.

3. Bad decisions make good stories and I always have a good story.

4. We are just like the girls in Sex in The City. Minus all the hot men. and the sex. So basically we just live in a city.

5. I'm thankful for many things. My fabulous wardrobe, my awesome taste in friends. And wine.

For the wine lovers:

1. I enjoy a glass of wine for the health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

2. Dear wine: We had a deal. You'd make me funnier, sexier and smarter. I've seen the video. You lied.

3. Wine pairs well with food. I pair well with wine.

4. Wine: You say glass, I say bottle. Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to.

5. Friends are therapists you can drink wine with.

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