Grab a coffee and take a seat folks, it's time for some funny sayings (straight out of our tea towel and apron range).
For the kitchen:
1. My cooking is fabulous. I'm expecting applause but stunned silence will do.
2. A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
3. Bad decisions make good stories and I always have a good story.
4. We are just like the girls in Sex in The City. Minus all the hot men. and the sex. So basically we just live in a city.
5. I'm thankful for many things. My fabulous wardrobe, my awesome taste in friends. And wine.
For the wine lovers:
1. I enjoy a glass of wine for the health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
2. Dear wine: We had a deal. You'd make me funnier, sexier and smarter. I've seen the video. You lied.
3. Wine pairs well with food. I pair well with wine.
4. Wine: You say glass, I say bottle. Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to.
5. Friends are therapists you can drink wine with.